Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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women's rights.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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