- Anti Joke

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.