- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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