- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Here come the elephants over the hill!

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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