- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

CAVE JOHNSON.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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