- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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