- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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