- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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