- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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