- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

you will like this because i am black.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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