- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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