- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

The child was fired from his job.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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