What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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