Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

what did one computer say to the other .........

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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