what looks like a banana? a penis

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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