- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What are annoying? Ads.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

knock knock who's there? faith

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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