What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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