My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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God is real.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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