- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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