A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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