- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

woman's rights

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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