Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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I had a submarine.... once

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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eoin burgin is fat

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