- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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