why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A sober Irish individual.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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