- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A American seeking into mexico

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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