- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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