why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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