Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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haha

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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