It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

like most people my age. im 27

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Neither have I

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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