- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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