- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Blacks

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

quantum physics?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yes

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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