What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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