Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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