I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

where's mom I killed her

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

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