- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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