Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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