- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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