- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

binladin walks into the american seals

A woman walks into a bar.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

your mama so old, shes dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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