- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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