- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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