Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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