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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What stops a train? A missile

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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