Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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