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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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