- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Who is big and stupid My brother

The child was fired from his job.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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