Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Chris is hairy

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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William wright is Gay

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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