What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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WNBA

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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