Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

How you know when dislextic

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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