Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

This is my favorite antijoke.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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