- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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