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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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