- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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