Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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hello

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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Anti Joke

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