what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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This is an anti-joke.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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My jeans

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A man died.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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