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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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