- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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