- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

richard is fag

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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