- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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