what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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