- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

whats a joke

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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