Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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