- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Faithful men.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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