- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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