yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Chuck Norris.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Anti Joke

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