- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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