B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Gus's mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

He--Hey guys

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

penis. nuff said.

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