What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

why are black people so fast? because there black

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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