What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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A guy walks into a bar

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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