- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

a man checks his mypsace

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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