Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

9/11

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

i dont fisish anythi

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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