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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A hill billy went fishing

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Whats green? The color green.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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