why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Yes

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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