- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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