,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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