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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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