- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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