- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

every cloud has a silver lining

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why do fat people commit suicide

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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