- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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