womans rights...

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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