What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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