- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

I like the color potato.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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