- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

quantum physics?

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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