- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Black people having a Job.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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