Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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