- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Robin, get in the car!

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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