I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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