What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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