Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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guess what? bannanas

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Justin Bieber

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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