- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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