- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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