Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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