- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

u suck

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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