- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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