- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hashtags suck balls

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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