Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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