- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

This is the concept of anti-joke.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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