1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Potassium? K.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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