- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A russian gives away vodka.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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