- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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