- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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