- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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