- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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