- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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