So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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