How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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