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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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