- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

YOU

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

quantum physics?

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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