Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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