How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How old are you? 7

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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