- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Turkey Balls

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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