A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Massie is a fatass

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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