- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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