Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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