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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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