- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Whats worse than suicide? death

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