What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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