If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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