- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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