What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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