- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Refridgerator.