It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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