What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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poopy is poopy

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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