What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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