All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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