An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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