Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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alert('The Game')

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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