What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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