- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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