Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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