- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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