My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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