Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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