Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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