- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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