- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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