Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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