- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

You know what's cool? Yep.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Women's rights.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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