When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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