What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

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