We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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