- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Yo Momma So Fat!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

The american education system.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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