- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

the WNBA.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

One time i was sitting down

Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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