- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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