- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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