jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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