- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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