What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

I'm so punny.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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