- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Obama = ebola

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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