- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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