- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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