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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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