- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

stinky boner

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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