- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

star wars kid

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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