awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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What's up? Your time.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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HOLY COW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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