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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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