There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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