- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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