- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

someone called someone else a frog

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

I am quite mature.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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