- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

i have yougurt mit traktor

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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