Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

I'm homeless.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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