What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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american idol

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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