- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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