A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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your life

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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