Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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