A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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