Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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