Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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