Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

I'm homeless.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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