how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. Why did Sally fall of the swings? She had no arms. Why didn't Jimmy help her up? Jimmy is a fish. There's a guy with no arms and no legs who loves to swim. What's his name? Bob. Ya know Bob's twin brother is in the same condition. He loves to play in the leaves. And what's his name? Russell. Why couldn't Sally swing on the swing? She had no arms. What did the girls mom tell her to do before she went to bed? Go to bed. How do you wake up Will Ferrell? You set his alarm clock to a reasonable hour. What did the fat man who had his car stolen tell the police? Someone stole my car.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

A black person dies.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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