What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

i hate non minorities!

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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