- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Go away still nothing to see

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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