- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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