- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

nolan is gay

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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