Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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