How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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