- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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