- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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