How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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