- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Donald Trump decided to run for President.