What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Knock Knock No solicitors

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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