Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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