- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

your mom.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

You and your parents are going to die today

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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