A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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NEVER

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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