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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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