A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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