- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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