- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!