Gay rights.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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