Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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girls basketball

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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