- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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