- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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