- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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