- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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