- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

jd and zach loves vigina

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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