- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

Massie is a fatass

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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