- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

i am a dino. RAWR.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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