- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

13 =B you just learned something

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

race-car = rac-ecar

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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