- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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