- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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