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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

no really what are ur names?

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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