- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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