What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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