- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

your mom was so fat that she died.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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