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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Tony Romo

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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