- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

guess what what ...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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