- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

13 =B you just learned something

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

race-car = rac-ecar

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