- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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