- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

A young baby died.

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