Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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