Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Your adopted

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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