- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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