- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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