Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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The FCC

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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Anti Joke

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