Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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