Dan walked into a jelly fish

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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