- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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