- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

who is not good looking? mon morello

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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